A bar had a sign in the window advertising that they needed
a piano player.

A scroungy looking old guy, dressed like a bum, entered the
bar and told the bartender he was interested in the job. The
bartender wasn’t too impressed with the looks, but figured,
what the hell, and pointed the old guy to the piano in the
corner.

The old man sat down and started to play the most beautiful,
melodious piece of music the people in the bar had ever heard.
All talk stopped during the song, and when he stopped, they
all applauded.

“Hey, Man, you’re good,” said the barkeep. “What was that?”

“I call it ‘Drop them panties Momma, I’m gonna do ya all
night long.’”

“Interesting title,” said the bartender. “Got another?”

The man broke into a foot stompin’ honky-tonk piece that brought
the bar patrons to their feet, clapping along until it was
finished, at which time they again gave him a thunderous round
of applause.

“You are great, Man. Really great. What do you call that one,”
asked the bartender?

“That’s a little ditty I call ‘I wanna spank yer bare butt,
baby, till you scream and holler.’” He then said, “If you’ll
excuse me, I’d like to use the restroom.”

While he was gone, the bartender decided to offer him the job,
starting immediately.

He returned a moment or two later, and the bartender said,
“If you want the job, it’s yours.”

He looked down and noticed the man hadn’t ‘quite’ finished his
trip to the restroom.

“By the way,” he asked him, “Do you know your dick’s hanging out
for all the world to see?”

“KNOW IT? he asked, “HELL, I WROTE IT!”