OFF COLOUR JOKES….
WHATS BLACK AND BLUE AND HATES SEX ?
A RAPIST VICTIM.
AND WHATS GREEN, RED AND SMELLS ?
A BABY THAT HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 5 WEEKS.
WHATS RED AND RUNS UP A WOMANS LEG?
A HOMESICK PERIOD.
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