An old couple was sitting in the waiting room of the doctor’s office
when the nurse came out and said, “Mr. Jones, the doctor told me that
he needs you to give a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample
before he examines you.”

The old man looked up at the nurse, cupped his right ear and said,
“What did you say?”

The nurse came a little closer and said very loudly, “We’re going to
need you to give a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample,
Mr. Jones.”

The old man leaned forward and said, “What did you say, young lady?”,
then turning to his wife next to him he shouted, “what’d she say?”

His wife leaned over and shouted in his ear, “She said she wants your
shorts!”