The Englishman, Welchman and Irishman were trying to sneak into the
Olympic Village in Atlanta to get souvenirs and autographs.

The first says, “Let’s watch the registration table to see if there’s
a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in.”

Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states,
“Angus MacPherson, Scotland. Shotput.” He opens his bym bag to display
a shotput to the registration attendant.

The attendant says, “Very good, Mr. MacPherson, here’s your packet of
registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic
events, Meal Tickets and other information.”

HOT DOG!

The Englishman grabs a small tree sapling, strips off the limbs and
roots, walks up to the registration table and states:
“Chuck Wagon, Canada. Javelin.”

The attendant says, “Very good, Mr. Wagon, Here’s your packet of
registration materials, hotel keys, passes, meal tickets and so forth,
Good luck!”

The Welshman grabs a street manhole cover, walks up to the registration
table and states:
“Dusty Rhodes, Australia. Discus.”

The attendant says, “Terrific, Mr. Rhodes, Here’s your packet of
registration materials, hotel keys, a full set of passes and meal
tickets. Good luck.”

The Englishman and Welshman scampered in, but suddenly remembered the
Irishman was missing. They groan - OH NO He’s a simpleton from
country. They forgot to make sure he doesn’t do something stupid and
blow their cover stories.

Just then, they spotted the Irishman walking with a roll of barbed wire
under his arm. He walked up to the registration table and said,
“Paddy Doherty, Ireland. Fencing”