ONE LINERS ON MARRIAGE….
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
– Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
– Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– Milton Berle
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
– George Burns
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds.
– Cindy Garner
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There
was water in the carburetor.” I said, “Where’s the car?”
She said, “In the lake.”
– Henny Youngman
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
– Phyllis Diller
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman
People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured
at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman.
Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
– Erma Bombeck
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