Subject: Good communications is important

SUBJECT: Update!
DATE: 7/10/00

FROM: hubby@office.com
TO: dawna@homefront.com

Dear Wife….I’m sending you this email to bring up to date on the
events of our family. I tried to talk to you while you were on
your computer, but you just kept telling me that you would
BRB…..whatever that means. So, I decided to send you this email.

Devon is testing for his next black belt this month. He’s the
one you used to bounce on your knee while typing. Remember how he
giggled when he heard the Ut Oh sound? Sorry about him dropping
his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard. Is it working okay
since I cleaned it up for you? Can you read the letters I tried to
paint back on your keyboard? Most of them had been rubbed off.

Dawna Michelle is having her first baby in January. She said to
thank you for letting her and Brent use your car. She put the keys
back on the key rack underneath the cobwebs where she found them.
In case you’ve forgotten her, she’s the one who has you raise your
feet when she’s running the sweeper.

Duncan is living in Washington DC now. He enjoys working in the
senate. He wanted to know if you would come to visit if we bought
you a laptop to bring along? Do you remember him? He’s the one who
emptied your porta potty for you.

Well, I think that’s about it. I’ll email you again in about 3
months. You take care of yourself honey. We all “miss” you very
much and will see you the next time the power goes off!

Love,
Dennis