Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his
pocket?
A: It’s his photo ID

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52…F-16…B-1…

Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What’s the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit?
A: the bucket

Q: What’s the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: Why don’t bin laden’s people eat shit sandwiches?
A: they can’t stand bread

Q: Why doesn’t the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the
same
day?
A: because the camels can’t handle it

AFGHAN TV GUIDE

MONDAYS:
8:00 - “Husseinfeld”
8:30 - “Mad About Everything”
9:00 - “Suddenly Sanctions”
9:30 - “The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show”
10:00 - “Allah McBeal”

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - “Wheel of Terror and Fortune”
8:30 - “The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right”
9:00 - “Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things”
9:30 - “Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers”
10:00 - “Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer”

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed”
8:30 - “When Northern Alliance Attack”
9:00 - “Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread”
9:30 - “Just Shoot Everyone”
10:00 - “Veilwatch”

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - “Matima Loves Chachi”
8:30 - “M*U*S*T*A*S*H”
9:00 - “Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and
Veils”
9:30 - “My Two Baghdads”
10:00 - “Diagnosis: Heresy”

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - “Judge Laden”
8:30 - “Funniest Super 8 Home Movies”
9:00 - “Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things”
9:30 - “Achmed’s Creek”
10:00 - “No-witness News”