One day this guy was hiking up to an old camp. There was
an outhouse along the way, so the guy goes up to the
outhouse and accidentally drops a nickel down the hole.
He was very upset about this and threw his whole wallet
down into the hole.

Another guy who was hiking saw him throw his wallet down
in the outhouse hole and asked, “Hey buddy, what did you
do that for?”

The guy’s reply was, “You didn’t think I would go down
there for just a nickel did you?”