OUTLANDISH EXPECTATIONS….

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources
person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what
starting salary were you looking for?”

The engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a five-week
vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company
matching your retirement fund to 50% of your salary, and a
company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”

The young engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”

The interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”

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