PACIFIED….
Two gays decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then
have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the
baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies
are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One,
over in the corner, is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the gays’ delight, she points out
the happy child as theirs. “Isn’t it wonderful?” Brad exclaims.
“All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.”
The nurse says, “He’s happy now. But just wait until we take
the pacifier out of his ass.”
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