Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.

Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt.

Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt marries Lotta Schitt and they have a son Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt - Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number, Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

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2 stop him cumin on the carpet

Akmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only
here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after
doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an
Arab doctor.

The doctor said, “Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, shit in
de bucket, piss on de shit, and den put your head down over de
bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket,
pissed on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten
minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked. I feel terrific! What
was it?”

The doctor said, “You were homesick.”