Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.
When finished, check your score below:

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
5. Hamburg joints with tableside jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. Slingshots
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi’s
17. Metal ice trays with levers
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulbs
20. Amos and Andy
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

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If you remembered 0-5 = You’re still young.
If you remembered 6-10 = Kids are calling your sir/ma’am.
If you remembered 11-15 = You’re older than dirt!
If you remembered 16-25 = Check your pulse now!
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Kathryn’s 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once
she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her
own words. From the back seat of the car she’d ask, “Mom, what does
FGRPL spell?”

“Nothing,” Kathryn said.

Sitting at breakfast she’d suddenly ask, “Mom, what does DOEB spell?”

“Nothing,” Kathryn answered.

This went on for several weeks. Then one afternoon as they sat
coloring in her room she asked, “Mom, what does LMDZ spell?”

Kathryn smiled at her and said, “Nothing, sweetheart.”

The 5-year-old carefully set down her crayon, sighed and said,
“Boy, there sure are a lot of ways to spell Nothing!”

A lady in her late 40’s went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift.

The doctor told her of a new procedure called “The Knob.” This small
knobMis planted on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to
tighten up theMskin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift
forever. Of course the woman wanted “the Knob.”

Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2 problems.

“All these years everything had been working just fine. I’ve had to
turn the knob on lots of occasions and I’ve loved the results. However,
now I have developed two annoying problems. First of all I have got
these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”

The doctor looked at her and said, “Those aren’t bags, those are your
breasts.”

She replied, “Well, I guess that explains the goatee.”