After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that
enough was enough (they couldn’t afford a double wide). So, the
husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him
that he and his wife/cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
are legal in Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Arkansas man said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest
man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me”.

So, the couple drove to Mississippi to get a second opinion. The
Mississippi physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from
Arkansas. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a
cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear
and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn’t be wrong, the man
went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count.

“1, 2, 3, 4, 5,……….,” at which point he paused, placed the
beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!

What did Michael jackson say to the Priest?

I saw him first!