Q: What’s red white and makes you laugh?
A: A busload of Pakistanis going over a cliff

Q: How do you tell how many Pakistanis live in a town?
A: Count the windows and multiply by 36

Q: Why don’t they let Pakistanis swim in Lake Windermere?
A: Because they would leave a ring

Nothing smells worse than an Indian

Q: Why did the Pakistani trade his wife in for a toilet seat?
A: Because the hole was smaller and the smell the better

Three people are waiting at a bus stop, one white couple
and one pakie guy. The white couple has two German Shepard dogs
with them, one standing on each side of the pakie man. Both
dogs both take HUGE shits on the pakie man’s shoes at the same
time. The white couple apologizes to the pakie man, and the
pakie man says “it’s ok”. The bus finally arrives, the white
couple goes on first, they ask how much for the bus and the bus
driver says “2.50 for both of you”. So the white couple pays
and sits down. Then the pakie man asked “how much is it for the
bus?”, the bus driver replys saying ” 50 cents for you and
1.50 for your two children”