While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were vacationing at Camp David
the housekeeper was tasked with looking after their pet parrot.
They hadn’t been gone for more than a couple of days when the
parrot was found dead in the bottom of it’s cage.

The housekeeper knew the first family would be desolate at the
loss of one of their family pets, so she set out to find a
replacement bird and visited nearly every pet store in Washington.
After nearly two days of looking non-stop, she came across an
almost exact duplicate of the bird.

As she purchased the parrot, the shop owner cautioned her that
the bird had previously be owned by a Madam and had lived for
several years in a house of ill-repute. The housekeeper replied
that no one would ever know and she took the bird back to the
White House.

The morning after the Clintons return to the White House, Chelsea
walked through the room and the bird said, “Too young.”

A little later Hillary came into the room and the bird responded
with, “Too old.”

Late that afternoon the President entered the room and the bird
said, “HI, BILL!”