PARTY….
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is
finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50
acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity
as possible.
Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a
month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet.
After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he’s
finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there.
“Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles over the
ridge… Having a party Saturday… Thought you’d like to
come.”
“Great,” says Sam, “after 6 months of this I’m ready to
meet some local folks. Thank you.”
As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna
be some drinking.” “Not a problem… After 25 years in the
computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.”
Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. “More ‘n’
likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks…
Tough crowd. “Well, I get along with people. I’ll be there.
Thanks again.”
Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild
sex at these parties, too.” “Now that’s not a problem,”
says Sam, “Remember I’ve been alone for 6 months! I’ll
definitely be there… By the way, what should I wear?”
Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want,
just gonna be the two of us.”
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