* My kid made the honor roll at Bill Gates Summer Camp.

* We’re staying together for the sake of our Web Site.

* I don’t lie, cheat or steal…except when I’m accessing
Pentagon files.

* My kid can out HTML program your kid.

* I brake for incoming e-mail on my Mercedes laptop.

* If a computer owner’s money could talk, all it would say
is goodbye.

* Wang user in trunk.

* Computer repair is an oxymoron.

* No, you didn’t see a computer just like mine at the history
museum last week.

* No modem. Already stolen.

* My mother-in-laws Web Site is http://www.realwitch.com.

* The worst day on the Net is better than the best day really
working at the office.

* Happiness is seeing the photo of the guy who miss-installed
your system files on a milk carton.

* For the home office computer user: Artificial intelligence
beats stupid co-workers any day.

* My wife says that if I spend one more weekend enhancing my
homepage, she’s going to leave me… I sure am going to miss her.