PEDIATRICS….
Our Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing of
the hospital. When a new baby was brought into the nursery,
all the women tried to guess its weight, but only one man
even ventured a number.
“Looks like 9 pounds,” he offered confidently.
“You must have a lot of experience with newborns,” said the nurse.
“Oh, no,” he said. “It’s my first.”
“Then how could you guess the weight of a baby so closely?”
He shrugged. “I’m a fisherman.”
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