PETE & LARRY….
Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had
a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling
about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his
new apartment. “I have a wife and three children and I’d love to
have you visit us.”
“Great. Where do you live?”
“Here’s the address. And there’s plenty of parking behind the
apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open
with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your
left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down
the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell
with your right elbow and I’ll let you in.”
“Good. But tell me… what is all this business of kicking the
front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then
my left elbow?”
“Surely, you’re not coming empty-handed.”
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