PHEWWW….
A man came into a public toilet hurriedly and quickly went to the
nearest urinal. He then took out his 12 inch penis and said in
relief, “Phewwww… Just made it”. The man in the next urinal takes
a look at his 12 inch penis and said, “Oh yeah? Where?”
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