Plane screw

Michael Jackson,a bunch of kids,and an airplane driver were heading to the never land ranch for the kids to be molesed.When the plane started to crash,there was only 2 parachutes and the airplane driver took one and michael jackson the other before they jumped out Michael Jackson said.”What About the kids?”the airplane driver replied “Screw the Kids!”
then Michael jackson replied “Do we have time?”

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