POIGNANT LETTER HOME….
Dear Mom and Dad:
It has been six months since I left for
college. I’m sorry I haven’t written more often and I’m very sorry
for my unthoughtfulness. I’m sure you have been worried about me. Let
me bring you up to date, but before you read on, please sit down, OK?
Don’t read any further unless you’re sitting down. OK? Good.
I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the
concussion I got from jumping out of the window of my dormitory
when it caught on fire several months ago, are pretty much healed now. I
only spent two weeks in the hospital! Mom always said the girls in our
family heal fast. In fact, I can almost see normally again and I only
get headaches three times a day now.
Fortunately, the fire in the dormitory and my jump were witnessed by
a gas station attendant who immediately called 911. He’s so very sweet.
He even visited me in the hospital, and since I had nowhere to live
because of the burnt-out dorm, he was kind enough to invite me to
share his apartment with him. It’s really a basement room, but it’s
kind of cute.
He really is a good person with a kind heart. We have fallen deeply
in love and are planning to get married. We haven’t set the exact date
yet, but I’m sure that it will be before I start to show.
That’s right, Mom and Dad, I’m pregnant! I know how much you are
looking forward to being grandparents, and I know that you will give
that baby the same love, devotion and tender care you gave me when I
was growing up. We would get married now but we both failed out
premarital blood tests because of some minor infection. He told me
about before hand, but dumb me, I carelessly caught it anyway. Not to
worry though, the doctor said my daily penicillin injections should
clear it up by next month.
I know you will welcome him into our family with open
arms. He is kind, and although not well educated, he is ambitious –
just like you Dad! Also, he is of a different race and religion than
ours, but I know, after all your years of teaching me tolerance, that
you won’t mind the fact that he is somewhat darker than we are. I’m
sure you will love him as I do. His family background is good too!
I am told that his father is an important gun bearer in his native
African village. That’s an important government position where he
comes from.
Well, I guess that’s all! Now you know why I wanted you to sit down
when you read this letter. Now that I’ve brought you up to date, I
just wanted to let you know: there was no dormitory fire,
I didn’t suffer a concussion or a skull fracture, I wasn’t in the
hospital, I’m not pregnant, I’m not engaged, I don’t have syphilis and
there is no boyfriend of another race or religion in my life;
however … I DID vote for Gov. Bush, and I just wanted you both to
see this in its proper perspective.
Your loving daughter,
Chelsea ~ ~
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