Potential terrorist threat in the South
The governors of Alabama, Georgia and Tennessee would like to
announce that they have made a disturbing discovery in the
their states. Apparently, a small number of terrorists became
romantically involved with the locals. The result was not pretty,
and we now have the sad task of reporting a new sector of the
human race — ISLAMABUBBAS So far, only a smattering of actual
births have been reported, and we are hard at work trying to
isolate and seal them off. To date, we have identified the
following:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Betty Jean Hashbeen Badgirl
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Who’s-Ya-Daddy and Yo Mama Bin Lovin