PREGNANT BLONDE…..
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy!
I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought,
what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
When she said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”,
I said, “Great. Tell me what you’re so happy about.”
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!
I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed
her and kissed her on the lips and told her, “That’s great! I
couldn’t be happier!”
Then, she said “Oh, honey. There’s more.”
I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”
She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going
to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew.
She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart
and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests
came out positive!”
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