IMPORTANT, BUT OFTEN FORGOTTEN RULES OF ENGLISH

-Avoid alliteration. Always.
-Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
-Avoid cliches like the plague.
-It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
-Contractions aren’t necessary.
-Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
-Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary;
it’s highly superfluous.
-Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
-Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
-Who needs rhetorical questions?

Sometimes I think war is a good way of teaching us geography.

The teacher asks one her students “Have you ever read
Shakespeare?”, to which he replied “No, who wrote it?”