PROGRAMMER’S HELL
A tech writer dies and arrives in Hell, where Satan
growls, “I gotta escort these other sinners into the
pit, lady. Take a seat and wait a minute!”
Terrified, the tech writer peeks behind a door and sees
a tech writer agonizingly formatting 12 million lines of
documentation on a flaming IBM XT computer.
Aghast, she peeks behind a second door and sees a tech
writer writing 23 million manuals on a mountain of screen
captures written by a shrill, egomaniacal programmer who
shrieks at every line.
In despair, she looks behind a third door and sees another
tech writer like herself, chairing a never-ending meeting,
munching bonbons, surrounded by fresh-faced admiring
engineers offering her gifts of flowers, fresh fruit
and fine wines and telling her she’s a documentation genius.
He returns and asks, “Well, which door, 1 or 2?”
The tech writer says, “I’d like Door 3, please.”
“You can’t have Door 3…That’s Engineer Hell.”
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