Better Safe than Sorry?…

One day while returning to my desk after a routine call,
one of our female employees flagged me down and asked for
help.

“My floppy drive won’t work, can you help me ?”

I told her I’d take a look and proceeded over to her machine,
where I found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff
hanging out of her 3.5″ floppy drive. While I spent the
next 20 minutes getting her disk out and digging out the
plastic, I noticed two guys in the corner of the office trying
awful hard to keep a straight face.

Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got
into the drive.

“Oh, you mean the condom!”

“Condom???”

“Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom
on my disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses”

By this point John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could
do to keep from joining them. The “condom” turned out to be a
standard 3.5″ plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her
that a practical joke had been played and she shouldn’t do
that anymore, then she asked (as serious as she could be)

“Does that mean I don’t have to stroke it ten times or blow on
it either???”