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Posted by: sahil | Category: Medical Jokes | Comments (0)

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press “1″ repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press “2″.

If you have multiple personalities, please press “3″, “4″, “5″, and “6″.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press.

No one will answer.

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