Morris died and arrived in Hell. He was met by the Devil
and was told that in the new kinder gentler Hell, each
person is offered three choices of torture. The Devil
explained that these tortures run in 1,000-year cycles
and you could pick which cycle to begin with.

The Devil took Morris to the first room where a man was
hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains.
The man said he did not think that was where he wanted to
start.

They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by
his arms and was being whipped by a cat-o-nine-tails. Morris
also declined this form of torture.

The third room had a old man strapped to the wall naked, and
a very beautiful young blonde woman was performing oral sex
upon him. Morris told the Devil this is more like it, and
this was the one he wanted.

The Devil said, “Are you sure? It lasts for a thousand years!”

Morris assured him this was the punishment he wanted. So the
Devil walked over to the young blond woman and said, … ….
“You can go now. I’ve found your replacement.”