A little boy’s puppy was dying and he was distraught in
the extreme. His father tried to console him by saying,
Son, if your puppy dies, we’ll invite all your little
friends over for a funeral. We’ll all light candles, take
your puppy out into the garden, place it into its grave
and sing hymns. Then, we’ll all go in for cookies and ice
cream. The little boy whispered, Let’s kill it!