Queer

A queer walks into a bar and says give us a beer thanx mate. And the bartender says sorry we dont sell to queers!

So he heads for the door. And the bartender says if u can stay on that mechanical bull for 30 seconds ill give u a free beer!

So he gets on the bull. It starts up and hes going nicly… After about 10 minutes he gets off and says that was fun! The bartender asks him how he did that. He said oh my boyfriends epilectic!

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