Questions?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,”Well God is both male and female.”
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, “Is God black or white?”
“Well, God is both black and white.”
This further confuses the boy so he asks, “Is God gay or straight?”
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less,
“Honey, God is both gay and straight.”
At this the boy’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks…
“Is God Michael Jackson?”
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