QUICKIES….
On wall in ladies room: “My husband follows me everywhere.”
Written just below it: “I do not.”
What hair color do they list on the drivers licenses of bald men?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa
How do you compliment a nice looking girl from West Virginia?
- Nice tooth!
How do you remove an American bra?
- One yank should do.
Whats the difference between a cheesehead and a shithead?
- The Wisconsin state line.
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
- To test out the air brakes!
How do you piss off your wife after sex?
- Call her and tell her where you are.
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