I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full
house and four people died.
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“If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.”
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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal.