QUICKIES….
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?
A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying… A prick is the guy who owns
it.
Behind every great man is a great woman…and behind every great
woman is some guy staring at her ass!
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without a
hard-on, make him a sandwich
Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It’s for
Dickheads!
Why do men always pay more for car insurance?
Women don’t get blow jobs while they’re behind the wheel.
A friend of mine used alcohol as a substitute for women. You know
what happened? He got his penis stuck in the neck of the bottle!
Men are like bagpipes…You won’t get anything unless you blow them
first.
If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?
A hole in it.
Why don’t men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!
What’s the definition of a bastard?
A man who boinks you all night with a 2 inch penis, then kisses you
goodbye with a 12 inch tongue.
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