RAZORBACKS….
President Clinton arrived back in D.C. after a trip to his home state
of Arkansas. He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under
each arm. When he reached the bottom of the stairs, the Marine guard
sharply saluted him as usual.
Clinton said, “I’d like to salute you back son, but as you can see my
hands are full.”
The Marine replied, “Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs, Sir!”
President Clinton responded, “These aren’t just ordinary pigs, Marie,
they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!”
The Marine replied, “Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!”
The President then responded, “I got this one for Hillary, and this
one for Chelsea.”
The Marine guard then replied, “Yes Sir! Good trade, Sir!”
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