Redneck quickies 6
You might be a Redneck if…
Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, “The feud is back on!”
There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
Your wife’s hairdo attracts bees.
Your baby’s first words are “Attention K-Mart shoppers.”
The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You picked your teeth from a catalog.
You’ve ever financed a tattoo.
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