Redneck Vacation
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I’m gonna do it a little different!
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years
ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got
pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline
didn’t get pregnant again.”
Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s
different?”
Billy Bob says, “This year I’m taking Earline with me.”
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