Willie comes home from work, as he walks in the door Ethel grabs
him and says “Come on Willie, we’re going upstairs!”
Willie replies “OK - That’s one of my favorite things!”
As soon as they get upstairs Ethel grabs Willie and throws him
down on the bed and jumps aboard. Willie protests “Stop, Stop,
We can’t do it that way anymore!”
Ethel asks, “What do you mean Willie, I like it that way and so
do you.”
Willie replies “You’re sure right on that, in fact that is one of
my favorite things. But if we do it that way any more I’ll loose
my job.”
Ethel asks, “What do you mean Willie - that doesn’t make good
sense!” Willie explains, “The boss called me in the office today
and told me
- ‘Willie - You screw up one more time - and you’re fired!’”