REDNECK….
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What did the redneck say to the physicist?
“Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”
You might be a redneck if you….
think that Masturbate is used to catch large fish
You might be a redneck if…
you think KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati
You might be a redneck if…
you think testicles are found on an Octopus
You might be a redneck if…
you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachute
You might be a redneck if…
you think Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke
You might be a redneck if…
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry
You might be a redneck if…
you think Semen is a term for sailors
You might be a redneck if…
you think a G-string is part of a fiddle
YOU MIGHT ME A REDNECK IF…
Your kids call your sister mom
You might be a redneck if…
You think a lesbian is a person from the Middle East
You might be a redneck if…
You think pornography is making records
You might be a redneck if…
You think an erection is when Japanese people vote
You might be a redneck if…
you think a condom is a large apartment complex
You might be a redneck if…
you think Spread Eagle is an extinct bird
You might be a redneck if…
you think a a menstrual cycle has three wheels
You might be a redneck if…
you think the clitoris is a type of flower
You might be a redneck if…
you think a pubic hair is a wild rabbit
WHAT’S A REDNECKS MOST POPULAR PICK UP LINE?
Nice tooth!
HOW DO YOU CIRCUMCISE A REDNECK?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
You might be a redneck if…
you think Asphalt describes ‘blaming it on your butt’
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