How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the redneck say to the physicist?
“Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”

You might be a redneck if you….
think that Masturbate is used to catch large fish

You might be a redneck if…
you think KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati

You might be a redneck if…
you think testicles are found on an Octopus

You might be a redneck if…
you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachute

You might be a redneck if…
you think Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke

You might be a redneck if…
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry

You might be a redneck if…
you think Semen is a term for sailors

You might be a redneck if…
you think a G-string is part of a fiddle

YOU MIGHT ME A REDNECK IF…
Your kids call your sister mom

You might be a redneck if…
You think a lesbian is a person from the Middle East

You might be a redneck if…
You think pornography is making records

You might be a redneck if…
You think an erection is when Japanese people vote

You might be a redneck if…
you think a condom is a large apartment complex

You might be a redneck if…
you think Spread Eagle is an extinct bird

You might be a redneck if…
you think a a menstrual cycle has three wheels

You might be a redneck if…
you think the clitoris is a type of flower

You might be a redneck if…
you think a pubic hair is a wild rabbit

WHAT’S A REDNECKS MOST POPULAR PICK UP LINE?
Nice tooth!

HOW DO YOU CIRCUMCISE A REDNECK?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

You might be a redneck if…
you think Asphalt describes ‘blaming it on your butt’