RICH MAN, POOR MAN….
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they had each
bought for their wives for their birthdays.
The rich man said ” I bought my wife a 10 carat diamond ring
and a brand new Mercedes 500 sports.”
“Why did you buy her both” the poor man replied.
The rich man said ” Well, if she doesn’t like the diamond ring,
she can use the Mercedes to return it and she’ll still be happy.
What did you buy your wife?”
The poor man said ” I bought her a pair of slippers and a dildo !”
“Why did you buy her those 2 things, it seems a little strange.”
asked the rich man.
The poor man replied ” Well if she doesn’t like the slippers,
she can go and fuck herself !”
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