This couple is driving along the highway and the husband,
who is driving, is complaining about everything…the
heat, the long drive, bad drivers, the country, etc.
His wife is getting absolutely annoyed with his depressing
talk, so she says to him, “One more complaint and I’ll
cut your penis off with my Swiss army knife!” About
half an hour later, he starts complaining again, and
before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife and
slices her husband’s penis off and throws it out the
window.

Driving behind the couple’s car is another married couple
and their 8 year old daughter. The penis suddenly lands
on their car’s windshield and the father, in a panic,
quickly puts on the windshield wipers to get the dick
off the windshield and out of the view of his daughter.
After he does this, the daughter asks, “Daddy, what
was that?”. Her father, still in a panic, replies, “Oh
it was only a butterfly, dear.” To which his daughter
replies, “Fuck me, did you see the size of its dick!”