SAVING FOR HOLIDAY….
There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always
dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but never able to save
any money to do so. One day they came with an idea — each
time they have sex, they will put $20.00 bill into piggy bank.
They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about
a year.
After that time, they decided that there is enough money for
their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank.
The husband looked at their savings and said: “Isn’t it strange.
Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into piggy. But here we have
many $50.00 and a few $100.00 bills.”
The wife replied: “Do you think that everybody is as stingy as
you are?”
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