One day Bill Clinton was out jogging and he accidentally tripped and fell
off a bridge into the cold water below. Three 10 year old boys were playing
along the river and saw him fall in so they all jumped in and saved him and
dragged him to shore. He was so thankful that he told each of them,

“Boys, you just saved the President of the United States and each of you
deserve a reward.”

The first boy says, “I want to go to Disneyland!” “I’ll take you there
myself!!!” exclaims Bill.

The second boy says, “I want a brand new pair of autographed Nike Air
Jordan’s.” “I’ll buy them for you myself,” says Bill.

“And I want a motorized wheelchair with a stereo built into it with custom
speakers” the third boy says. The president looks at the boy and says, “But
son you don’t look like you are handicapped to me.

“The boy says, “I’m going to be when my dad finds out that I saved you from
drowning!!”