SCIENCE CLASS….
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his
5th grade class a lesson about the evils of
liquor, so he produced an experiment that
involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey,
and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said
the professor putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a
worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It
writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail. “Now, what lesson can we
derive from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded,
“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”
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