Set it Free
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place — you either married it or gave birth to it!
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They say, if you love someone set it free. That was before. But now they say, if you love someone, don’t set it free but run after it. =)
If you love something, set it free. Yes is True!
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