SEX FOR DUMMIES EXAM….
Directions: Please complete the following problems. You may use a
scratch piece of paper for your calculations which must be turned in
with your exam. SHOW ALL WORK! Use only a #2 pencil. You have
20 minutes to complete the exam.
1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
[True] or [False]
2. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
[True] or [False]
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
[True] or [False]
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
[True] or [False]
5. The clitoris is a type of flower.
[True] or [False]
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
[True] or [False]
7. Semen is a term for sailors.
[True] or [False]
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
[True] or [False]
9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
[True] or [False]
10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
[True] or [False]
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
[True] or [False]
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
[True] or [False]
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
[True] or [False]
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
[True] or [False]
15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
[True] or [False]
16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
[True] or [False]
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
[True] or [False]
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
[True] or [False]
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
[True] or [False]
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
[True] or [False]
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
[True] or [False]
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
[True] or [False]
23. Pornography is the business of making records.
[True] or [False]
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
[True] or [False]
25. Douche is the French word for “twelve.”
[True] or [False]
Time’s up! Put your pencil’s down. Turn your results in to your
significant other, so they know what they are dealing with.
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