Sex Show
A sex starved guy arrives in a small town after spending days walking through the desert, and to his delight finds a brothel. Unfortunately he only has a 10 rupees to spend, but he is so desperate he is prepared to go for some cheap pussy.
He walks in and speaks to the woman behind the desk and asks what he can get for 10 rupees. The woman says he can’t get much but there is one ho upstairs who you can afford but she’s no spring chicken. The guy just accepts and throws his money on the counter and runs up the stairs. He into a room with know lights, and discovers the old whore on the bed and jumps on top of her and starts giving all he’s got. After ashort while he starts to realise that she is’nt moving very much and she fells very cold. He could’nt believe it the old bag was dead. Furious the guy stormed downstairs and demanded something for his money. The woman behind the counter points him to a hole in the wall and explains that it’s the best she can offer but that he won’t be dissapointed and it’s free. The guy is so desperate to spray his load he just runs over and whaps his wang right in the hole. To his surprise it was warm and moist and he started to enjoy it, before long he was finished and he zipped up and walked out with a smile on his face.
Later that night the guy is sitting in the local bar and starts talknig to an old bloke who he had seen at the brothel earlier. The old dude explained he had been watching a live sex show. “how was it” our beloved hero enquired, the old guy looked disgusted and replied “it was all going fine, then some sicko fucked a goat through a hole in the wall.”
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