A big city woman married a southern hick and brought him to
the city for the first time. When they first arrived, he got
them a hotel room and as they were laying in bed she looked
over in the corner and saw a discarded condom. “Oh yuck!”
she exclaimed as she pointed it out to her new husband.

He craned his neck to see what it was. Then he looked at her
and asked, “What is it?”

“Why, it’s a disgusting used sheepskin condom!” she replied.
“Don’t they use them in the South?”

“Yeah,” he said, “but we don’t skin ‘em first!”